Why Old People Shouldn't Use Computers

Dear Larry Zierling,
Why do you want to be that guy? You know the guy who doesn’t quite understand how the email machine works and forwards pornographic material to your entire address book. I know this new technology is tough for you older guys, but you do you realize that the email you forwarded to all the Rooneys and other General Managers had my email address as the one who forwarded it to you? I’m thrilled that Roger Goodell’s secretary knows that I like to look at young girls in various states of undress.


A lot.

Doug Whaley

PS. Seriously how could you be so dumb? You realize that I am in every story that comes out about this now. When people google my name it is probably going to be one of the first things that comes up forever. Thanks again.